Look, we all know the UK are going to do only marginally better than Israel in Saturday's Eurovision trashcan of sillipop. So, Why Don't You Just Switch Off Your Television Set And Go Out And Do Something Less Boring Instead?
Like, rock out to The Crisis playing LIVE (and possibly dangerous) in a pub near you. If you happen to live near Oswestry, that is. Or anywhere, really, if your notion of 'near' is akin to that of an Australian. (Which also begs the now perennial question of what the feck are Australia doing in the Eurovision Song Contest. But we're getting off message.)
For details of said watering hole where we'll be making your minds up (ba, ba, boom), click here - plus you can check out all our other tour dates for the rest of this non-stop lollapalooza of a year... now with added dates in Llangedwyn (Powys) and Willaston (nr Nantwich).
See ya there, UK jury.
Love and nul points,
Howard, Dr Bob, Crow, Guy & The Force
